Va el marido completamente borracho y le dice a su mujer al irse para cama:
- Me ha pasado algo increíble. He ido al baño y al abrir la puerta se ha encendido la luz automáticamente, sin hacer nada.
- ¡La madre que te parió!, ¡Te mato!, ya te has vuelto a mear en la nevera.
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